I think the picture says it all. Brian got a new torture device. If only I had opposable thumbs, I would show him a thing or two about behaving. So I like to scratch the couch occasionally, is that really cause for fuss. At first I thought the had got me a new friend, you know, something innocent to chew on. Little did I know that I would be living every moment in fear of attack. So, if any of you have any ideas on what I can do to get back at them for this injustice, please let me know. I am open to suggestion...But I have already tried the following to no avail:
- Ate Rachel's new black shoes
- Shredded two books
- Torn up hotel room carpet
- Scratched the coffee table
- Thrown up on my bed
- Shed all over the house
- Spread toilet paper everywhere
- Barked at the neighbors
Please send help...Dobson
I think the picture says it all. Brian got a new torture device. If only I had opposable thumbs, I would show him a thing or two about behaving. So I like to scratch the couch occasionally, is that really cause for fuss. At first I thought the had got me a new friend, you know, something innocent to chew on. Little did I know that I would be living every moment in fear of attack. So, if any of you have any ideas on what I can do to get back at them for this injustice, please let me know. I am open to suggestion...But I have already tried the following to no avail:
2 comments:
oh that is the saddest picture of Dobson hiding under the end table! You better be careful. . . he might report you to Dog Protective Services.
Wow, Dobson's retaliations remind me of why I am animal free. However, that said, I look at the things my kids have done to the couch, my shoes, my books, the carpet, and I have definitely cleaned up a lot of puke . . . So maybe I am not animal free after all :). Where can I get me one of those guns . . .
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